Sunday, February 24

mouse 鼠

Teacher: Spell mouse.
Student: M-O-U-S.
Teacher: But what's on the end of it?
Student: A tail?
象盒子商標是用 cube 畫成為一隻象,尾巴就是 e!

spelling mouse 英語 英文 拼字 幽默笑話

Friday, February 22

procrastination 延遲/耽擱

英文老師:小民,解釋什麼是 procrastination。
小民:我可以明天才回答嗎?
* procrastination (延遲; 耽擱; 因循)

procrastination 延遲 耽擱 因循

Wednesday, February 20

Wednesday, January 30

Chinese New Year

(Traditional Chinese Nursery Rhyme)

You'll find whenever the New Year comes
The Kitchen God will want some plums.
The girls will want some flowers new;
The boys will want firecrackers, too.
A new felt cap will please papa,
And a sugar cake for dear mama.

Friday, January 18

learn a new language 學新語言

When does a dog go "moo"?

When it's learning a new language.

Wednesday, January 16

Tongue Twister 繞口令

"The storm starts
when the drops start dropping.
When the drops stop dropping
then the storm starts stopping."
— Dr. Seuss

學外語的重要

鼠爸爸和鼠兒子外出,遇上一隻大貓。

鼠爸爸學了一聲狗叫,把大貓嚇跑了。

鼠爸爸告訴鼠兒子:「現在知道學外語的重要性了吧?」

Sunday, January 6

languages

The three largest languages in the world by native speakers: (1) Chinese (Mandarin) (2) Spanish (3) English

The country with the most official languages is the Republic of South Africa with 11.

● 世界上最多人講的語言(母語),依次為:
(1)中文 (國語/普通話)
(2)西班牙文
(3)英文

● 官方語言最多的國家:南非 (有11種官方語言)。

languages 語言